Him: So you know what’s a #fail?
Me: Wuzzat?
Him: Abercrombie Jr playing “Can’t Touch This”
Me: Oh. No. #wrong
Me: um…#begsthequestion….
Him: Was the average customer even born when that came out?
Me: No. WHY ARE YOU IN A&F JR?!?!
Him: Walking past. It’s loud. Very loud. Even when I keep a safe distance from smell.
Me: Uh huh. ;-) Are there Tweens standing around? Pedophiles?
Him: There are a few sensitive skate fuckos strumming an acoustic guitar.
Me: THERE ARE NOT…. !!
Him: (post picture of said sensitive fuckos)
Me: HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! WHO DOES THAT?!
Him: #troubadorks
Me:[cracking up laughing]
Him: I sort of want to mess with them. Run into their circle and yell “That kid is still on the escalator!”
Ah, Kevin Smith. That was when you were good. Simpler times….
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